i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
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i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
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protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
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